The KramoZaurus

Self-amplified street performance

A dinosaur-on-wheels from the Mezozoic-Cretinoid period equipped with a wireless Quaternarian sound system, allowing it to beef up the volume with its big sound and grow the audience up to 500 people.


Post-nuclear fanfare

Acoustic concert

You don’t need atomic energy to make them dance... Try one of our all-terrain concerts specially designed for weddings, divorces & remarriages, bar mitzvahs, flower-power festivals, baptisms, etc. Special rates available for occupied houses.


The Full Tinnitus

Amplified stage concert

KermesZ à l’Est has its own domesticated technician. Feedback guaranteed. Risk of stiff legs and spoilt Mohawk (post-concert massage & hairdressing recommended).